DIY Jewelry Organization: Under $10, In Less Than 30 Minutes

Organize your life… or maybe just start with your jewelry

Alright ladies, can I just be really honest right now? This motherhood, wife-ing, running of the whole damn household thing is just really starting to get to me. I can’t be the only one who is drowning out here in Motherhood, right? But you see, I took the baby for a playdate the other day at the home of my dear friend. We’ll call her “Natalie” for now. Natalie’s house is obnoxiously spotless. Always. All. The. Time. How??? How are there wives and mothers who are acing this and I am over here, barely keeping my head above laundry, I mean water. And every time I walk into Natalie’s house I just think, “Stop It. Just stop with this malarkey. This is not real!” Except it is! I know her very well and I know with 100% certainty that her house looks that way all the time. She has a little boy almost the same age as mine and a husband and she works more hours outside of the home than I do! So what gives??? Okay, so I have a small toddler now that she doesn’t have (but she does have an older step-daughter who lives with them part-time) and I also have a dog and a cat, and Natalie doesn’t have pets, cause she’s just smart like that. Just, kidding. Sort of.  I love my pets. Sort of. Don’t get all up in arms about my wishy-washy feelings towards my pets. I’m pouring my heart out to you cause we’re friends now, and friend’s don’t judge each other for only loving their dog 89% of the time okay! So I just don’t get it. No matter what I try, I just can’t seem to get the hang of this housewife stuff. And in the back of my head, I am always thinking of both of my Grandmothers. They each had 6 kids, and here’s the thing people… they make my friend Natalie’s spotless house look bad cause they IRONED the damn bedsheets! And probably my Grandfather’s underwear and you know they were making homemade dinners every single night and probably an apple pie from scratch for dessert. AND they had SIX kids a piece! Uggggg. And I’m over here like, “Cap-N-Crunch for dinner! I’ll give you a Hershey Kiss if I can take a 10 minute shower in peace. What!? There’s not a single pair of clean socks in the joint? Okay, flip-flops it is!” BUT, I will say, there is one small area of my life where I am kicking some major ass…

no more tangled necklaces or missing earrings

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My jewelry organization skills are on point! I mean, laugh if you must, but I am killing it. Too bad you have to walk though the rest of my disastrous life to get upstairs to actually witness it. Is it really weird if someone stops over and I’m like, “hey c’mon upstairs and see my jewelry organizing skills at their finest!” But seriously, I did this whole thing in about 30 minutes and I’m not kidding when I tell you that it cost me less than $10. I bought two black café style curtain rods at the dollar store. I also have a silver one hanging in my daughter’s room for her headbands! Then I bought 3 packs of silver shower curtain hooks, also at the dollar store. And the only other thing I had to purchase was the “Frost Gutter Screen” from Valu for $1.97. I have no idea what it is or how it is used in the real world… but it was perfect for my earring frame.

jewelry organization for less than $10

frost gutter screen

frost gutter screen

So to make the earring frame, I just used an old picture frame that I had laying around. I took the glass out and got rid of it. I glued a piece of black fabric to the cardboard piece that usually goes behind your photo. Then I just used regular scissors and cut the Gutter Screen into four semi-equal pieces. I tried to measure to make sure they would all be a similar size, but I decided it would be fine if they weren’t exact. It might look cool if they were all varying sizes too. Depending on the size of your frame, you could just use one piece of the screen to cover the whole frame if you wanted. So once I cut the four pieces, I just used masking tape from the back side, I taped the screen to the inside back of the frame. then I put my fabric covered cardboard in and then finally, the back of the frame. That’s it. I hung the frame first and then from there, I could tell where I wanted to hang the two bars. I knew I wanted the first bar to be for bracelets, watches and hoop-type earrings (that I couldn’t hang on the frame). Then I just hung the second bar about 6 or 8 inches below the first. Then, using the silver shower curtain hooks, I hung each individual piece of jewelry on it’s own hook. I’m also thinking about adding some sort of small hanging basket that I could put rings and stud earrings in. I’ll keep you posted if I find what I’m looking for.

So needless to say, jewelry organizing is my life. Okay, that’s a tad extreme. These rug rats are my life.easter rug rats

But jewelry organization is a close second. It’s the only thing that I am winning at right now, the rest is kind of a complete fail. So if you need me, I’ll be sitting on my un-made bed, surrounded by un-folded laundry, admiring my totally organized jewelry and pretending the rest of it doesn’t exist.

xo Timi~

 

The Struggle is So Real

I wasn’t planning on writing a post today, I was only going to write once a week. Since today (May 1, 2017) is Day #1, I figured I would write on Monday the 8th and continue to update on Monday’s. BUT, I’ve already had a few thoughts that I want to share and I’m always afraid that if I don’t share right away, I will forget the details.

A little history: A few weeks ago I researched Dave Asprey’s “Bulletproof Rapid Fat Loss Protocol.” I decided to give it a shot. It sounds very drastic and a little scary, but I figured I wouldn’t do it for too long. I was thinking maybe two weeks, just to get a good jump start. But then, I discovered that the supplements that are recommended during the program, would cost me a bunch of money that I don’t really want to spend right now. So I decided I would just kind of wing it and tweak the program a little. His program requires that you drink BulletProof coffee, take supplements and have a carbohydrate re-feed day every 5 or 6 days. I’m just completely paraphrasing here for the sake of time and space, so please, go to the Bulletproof website to read up on the Rapid Fat Loss Protocol. This isn’t something that I just randomly decided to try. I have experimented a lot with a Keto Diet (LC/HF- low carb, high fat) and IF (intermittent fasting). I have actually had really good luck, but have never managed to stick with anything for that long. We can get into that more another time, but for now, I’ll try to stay on topic!

 

So I decided that I would just kind of see how I feel and maybe supplement a little with a few LC/HF options as necessary. Not that I don’t want to or am not willing to try to do it Dave’s way, I just really want to listen to my body for once in my life and not push it too hard. Also, like I mentioned, I am not purchasing all of the supplements at this time, so I will obviously need to make up for that. I already have a few of the vitamins on hand, so I will definitely be taking those. I have vitamin D, magnesium and potassium, krill oil and vitamin C. So I also purchased some Atkins shakes and some raw macadamia nuts and a few other low carb items.

 

Okay, so today was Day #1. I woke up and didn’t ingest any calories until 11:00am. I am not a morning eater as it is, so skipping breakfast is no big deal to me. I do usually have coffee (with cream and sugar) at some point between 8:00 and 9:00am. I waited until 11:00 and then I decided to make my very first Bulletproof coffee. Now I LOVE coffee and I like butter a lot too, but the thought of mixing the two, honestly does not sound appetizing to me at all. But I decided to see what the fuss was all about. So I brewed 2 cups of coffee, I added 1 tablespoon of Kerrygold unsalted grass-fed butter, 1/2 a tablespoon of Brain Brew Premium MCT Oil, 1 teaspoon of Organic Vanilla extract and a dash of cinnamon. I used my immersion blender to blend it all up. It smelled divine. If you are a fellow coffee lover, so will love the way it smells. And it looks delicious! The blender helps the coffee to get all frothy and foamy just like a good cup of $5 coffee from fancy coffee shop. Now, for the true test… the Taste Test! I honestly expected the butter and the oil to make the coffee kind of greasy or to feel an oily residue on my lips. But that was not the case at all. The texture is and cream-factor are great. I am not going to lie, I really enjoy some sweetness to my coffee and I would also have enjoyed it more if it had some cream in it. A few of the BP coffee recipes I have seen have said to add a tablespoon of heavy whipping cream, so I planned to grab some and add it to my afternoon coffee. My overall opinion of my first mug of Bulletproof coffee is that it was good. Just good, nothing more, nothing less. A little too “plain” for my usual tastes, but lets face it, my usual tastes are the cause of my problem! I drank the 16 ounce mug pretty fast, because I figured it would not be good once it got cold. But here’s the thing that’s bothering me… I did not feel too hot after drinking it. Not necessarily “sick”, just kind of blah. I felt bloated and a little nauseous and even a little light-headed. Which in all of my research, I haven’t heard anyone describe this experience. And I have done quite a bit of Intermittent Fasting and have never had any issues; I know 100% that my body is absolutely fine with not eating for a good stretch of time, so I know that is not the issue. But since I was feeling a little light-headed, I decided to eat a small snack. I had some organic jerky and handful of macadamia nuts to see if that would settle my stomach. In the end, it didn’t really help. I kind of felt yucky for a few hours. I peed about 357 times throughout the afternoon. I’m sure that is a combination of the caffeine in the coffee and the diuretic effects that low-carbing has on the body. I didn’t real feel very hungry throughout the day so that was definitely a good thing. I decided to make my second cup of BP coffee around 3:00 and by that time I was feeling a little better. The second cup made me feel exactly the same as the first cup! I also peed another 357 times this round, and I also just felt yucky. Nauseous and kind of bloated and just not great. Now I have read that if you over do the MCT oil too fast, that you can definitely experience some adverse effects! But I only added 1/2 a table spoon to each cup of coffee (for a total of 1 tablespoon for the day) and everything I have read, says this should be fine. So far, I haven’t experienced any of those aforementioned adverse effects if you know what I mean, so that’s a good thing!

 

 

 

I’m not going to go into the details of the fact that I have struggled with my weight for as long as I can remember. There’s not enough space on the internet for all of that craziness. Maybe someday I’ll talk about it, or figure out why it’s always been a THING for me, or hell, maybe you’ll psychiatrize me (remember my Word Invention talent?) and we will figure it out together. Or maybe not. Who knows? Maybe I will forever wonder why? But I just cannot succumb to the idea that this will always be my struggle. So last night, when I went to bed, I said some prayers. I told God that I am ready, to once and for all say goodbye to this struggle. I refuse to let this part of my life define me. I feel like I have let it define me for my entire life, and I am done.

 

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How to Effortlessly Transform Your Old Furniture with Chalk Paint

Transform old furniture with chalk paint

transform your furniture with chalk paint

Hi there! I’ve got to tell you how this all went down. See, the thing is, I’ve renovated a lot of furniture in my day. Renovate? Is that the right word? Maybe not. Refurbish, restore, revamp, overhaul? Rehabilitate, redevelop? This is the God-Given talent that I have of thesaurus-ing a word to death, until it is such a moot point, that no one even remembers the original word that we started with. Another one of my God-Given talents is my ability to invent words that don’t actually exist. Such as the aforementioned “thesaurus-ing.” In the moment, I toyed with the idea of “thesaurizing” too. Now that’s a good one. I gotta contact Webster and see if I can get that one added in. Anywho… I’m gonna roll with “transform” cause it just feels to me like an episode of “What Not To Wear.” I’m going to transform this frumpy, mom-jean-wearing, mullet-haired chair into a real thing of beauty! Now, don’t get all up in arms. I have nothing against a good pair of Mom Jeans or the occasional mullet from time-to-time. So, as I was saying, I have transformed a lot of furniture in my day. And  I don’t know about you, but to me, it always seems like you have to do SO much work before you can get to the fun part! A while back I wanted to paint an old dresser that we had in our basement. By the time I was done removing the hardware, sanding the dresser, cleaning the dresser, filling any cracks and/or holes with wood-filler, letting it dry, sanding again, cleaning again, priming the dresser, letting it dry, priming again and drying again…. it has now taken me approximately 67 nap-times (fellow Momma’s feel me right?) and I haven’t even gotten to the fun part yet. So by then I’m just kind of annoyed and over the project and wishing I hadn’t taken on the endeavor to begin with. That it, until I stumbles upon Chalk Paint!

2 easy steps for a complete .

 

teacart before

teacart in progress

We cannot be friends if you are currently judging my yellow and lime green kitchen floor! I’m fully aware that it’s an issue, and no, the Brady Bunch does not live here.

Which leads me to my discovery of the most amazing furniture transformation product in the Whole Wide World (remind me to tell you how old I was when I discovered that that was not what www. stands for)! So last month, my husband and I decided to do a little revamping of our dining-room.  So I have a beautiful floral sign that my sister got me for my Birthday and I decided to kind of base the dining-room feel around that sign. I picked a beautiful aqua color and we spruced the place up. Well, not the whole place, just the dining-room and we did so damn good, that the rest of the house now looks like a dump and I’m overwhelmed by all of the things on my to-do list (anyone remember the Brady Bunch kitchen floor?) and I just want to spend all of my time sitting at the dining-room table pretending the rest of it doesn’t exist. Ohmygosh, I get off on tangents don’t I? Sorry! So I have a beautiful dining table and a matching sideboard (don’t know if that’s the correct term at all, but we don’t want to get me started on my thesaurizing again!) It’s a dresser that matches the table that I store all of my Grandma’s china in that I have never, ever used. So the table and the “sideboard” were given to me by my Grandparents and are very special to me. They are made of a beautiful cherry wood. Then I also have a large mirror and a teacart that are very similar colors of wood. I decided that it just was too much dark wood and I wanted the table and sideboard/dresser to be the main focus. I decided to transform the teacart and the mirror. Enter, my discovery of The Most Amazing Furniture Transformation Product in the Whole Wide World!

What you need to create one-of-a-kind unique pieces in a single afternoon.

Now, I’ve been rambling for days and you just want to hear about the good stuff! So here goes. I usually research different projects/ideas/products for days and days before I commit. But this time, I was at Lowes wandering around while my husband looked at GOD KNOWS WHAT for 3 hours, and I saw a can of Valspar Chalky Finish Paint. When I read the back of the can, the directions consisted of 2 steps!

1. Brush paint onto clean, dry surface. Apply 2+ coats for full coverage, waiting 4-8 hours between coats.

2. After paint has dried, brush on clear sealing wax in small sections, using a soft rag to quickly and gently wipe away excess wax for a subtle glow that helps preserve the freshly painted look.

SOLD!!!! No sanding and priming and filling and cleaning and sanding more and cleaning more and priming more! Sold, sold, sold! I wanted the teacart to be bright, I was thinking a bright blue. So I bought a can of the paint in a color called Theatre Wrap. At the time I was a tad disappointed that there seemed to only be 8 or so colors to choose from, but I later saw on Valspar’s website that there are about 40 to choose from! I also bought a can of Valspar Sealing Wax that is considered Step 2 to the process. There was also a Step 3, which was Valspar Antiquing Wax, but that antique look was not what I was going for, so I didn’t purchase that one. So that’s all I purchased for this project! One can of paint and one can of sealing wax.

 

The best product to transform the old, dated furniture you already have.

The next day, during naptime #1, as I won the Mother Of The Year award and set my 4 year old son up in the living room with a movie, a drink and some popcorn, I got to work! Now the only tiny bit of prep that I did, is that I removed the little wooden rails that were on the bottom of the cart. For years I have dusted (a whopping twice a year) around those rails, so annoyed with them and their ability to trap the dust in, never realizing that they were only attached by wooden pegs that were resting in little holes on the bottom shelf of the cart. I removed the rails and used some spackle to fill the holes in. I waited a half hour and lightly sanded over the spackle and you could no longer see the holes. I also removed the two handles that were on the side of the serving tray that lifts off of the teacart and the 2 tiny knobs on the front of the drawer. Now, after the holes were spackled, I stirred the paint and put one coat of Theater Wrap on the teacart. Now, I began to panic because as soon as the paint started to dry (which is quite quickly) the color just did not look good with the wall color at all. In fact, after I put the first coat on and it dried, I carried the cart in to the dining room and put it against the wall and it appeared to be THE EXACT SAME COLOR AS THE WALL. Now I’m not sure about you guys and I’m not a professional decorator, but I’m pretty sure that a piece of furniture that is an identical match to the paint on the walls, is not the look you should strive to achieve! The small 16 ounce can was $25, so I wasn’t running to buy a new one. I have to note, that although the color was not what I was after for the dining-room, it was a beautiful bright blue and I can’t wait to use it on a different piece! Also, I immediately loved the chalky finish of the paint. It is very matte, like chalk of course and its a little rough to the touch. But I could tell with one coat that it was going to be the most perfect texture and coverage. So I did what any desperate DIY-er would do, and I googled to see if I could add another paint to the chalk paint in order to get the color I was hoping for. I found a few testimonials stating that one of the beauties of the chalk paint, is that it is so versatile and that one can is able to do many different projects just by adding some normal latex paint to it to change the color. I had originally wanted a bright blue, but now I decided I wanted to go lighter. I was afraid the addition of the latex paint, would cause it to lose it’s wonderful matte/chalky texture, but it did not at all. I added white latex paint until I got a light sea foam green that was so beautiful. I painted a 2nd coat on the teacart (not waiting the recommended 4 to 8 hours between coats, cause hey,  I’m a rebel) and by then it, was time to actually participate in being a Mother again. The baby was starting to wake up and the kids like to eat dinner EVERY SINGLE NIGHT, so there’s that. And not to mention that I walked in to the living room to find that my son had gotten my husband’s goose decoys out…

Hank and Decoys

this is Hank. Hank has the most interesting life of anyone I know. He hangs out with goose decoys in his spare time. You will hear a lot more about Hank in the future!

 

 

 

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